October 2010
202 posts
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Get the picture?
One day my five year old informed me that she didn’t have to go to school to learn, because she could remember everything by talking a picture. She said she had a camera in her head she takes pictures with it to help her remember things. So I asked, “Then how is it you always seem to forget about picking up your toys?” She replied,...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
'That Big Bug'
My brother’s neighbor had brought home a fresh lobster, but my visiting 4-year-old niece, Kasey, wanted nothing to do with it. Later, as they were enjoying their supper, my appalled niece asked, “Why do you have to eat that big bug?” — Melanie Cummings
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
One of my others sisters had this happen. She was shopping in a grocery store and had her little girl in a stroller. Her little girl was sucking on a lolipop. A man came up to her and said, “Wow! What a great lolipop you have.”. Her little girl had a serious look as she said, “If you go poo poo potty you could get a lolipop too.”
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
A toast!
My son was 4 years old when my daughter was born. At the hospital, before taking him home, my husband said to him, “When we get home we’re gonna have a toast.” My son’s reply was, “Okay, Daddy, but I want butter on mine.” — sbenhesde@ aol.com
1 tag
